Times have changed us…a lot.
Read what we’ve become…
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 am: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 am: So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 am: My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 am: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 am: The transgender man.. women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 am: The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 am: I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 am: The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 am: The OPP arrived saying someone had been offended
8:42 am: The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 am: A rep from the Human Rights council for equality arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 am: TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 am: I was on CTV News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 am: I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 am: Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral:
___There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.
