Our investment broker has been in touch regarding investments. Of course, it’s too early to buy, but he sent along some suggestions to keep an eye on when this crisis starts to turn around. Wanted to share with our friends…
Subject: Investment advice about likely mergers after the virus.
Watch for these consolidations later this year:
- Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
- Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly Warner Cracker. - 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
- Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
- merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
- FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
- Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
- Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
- Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally… - Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
