COVID driving you crazy…well watch out. You need to be on the alert for these other people who have lost it due to the pandemic stress and anxiety.
Be on the lookout for these people:
Some old geezer sitting in a parked car with his Raybans on and pointing a hair dryer at passing cars. They’re slowing down!
Wanna join that club of ‘stressed and under duress?’
Here are some choice ideas:
- On all your check stubs, write, “For Sexual Favors”
- Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
- With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
- Sing along at The Opera.
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
- When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
- Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go….’
- Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
- And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favorite…
Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, “There’s no paper in here!”
